Zack Danger’s Blog

I was thinking about this movie recently, and reminiscing about how awesome it is. Thinking back to being a kid and watching it while staying up past my bed time.

Let’s be serious. It’s a movie from 1986 about a 4 foot high duck that is transported to our world and befriends a hot lady rocker [...]

Humor is a fickle thing. Something that one person finds hilarious could be a total bomb with someone else. Even the same joke may illicit opposite responses depending on the time or place they are told.
The best jokes are the off-color ones or the jokes that make you groan. These are the best that comedy has [...]

I get wrong number phone calls all the time. About once a day… sometimes more depending on the time of the month. The calls in and of themselves are annoying enough, but compounding the problem is that some of them are absolutely heart breaking.
You see, my cell number is dangerously close to the local Transitional [...]

I go to alot of movies… it’s one of my favorite things to do. At least it was until they started subjecting me to 3 Doors Down.
The band has started performing a song titled “Citizen Soldier” which is being played before movies. It’s is used as propaganda device to get people to sign up for [...]

During my ORtoMA cross-country trip, I was “blogging” (I really hate that word and all that it stands for…) in real time, so the days are in reverse chronological order. In my feeble attempt to make life just a tad bit easier for all of you, here are all the posts, in their entirety, in [...]

My final year in High School, all the outgoing Seniors were encouraged to submit baby pictures of themselves for publication in the yearbook.
I dug through our old photos, selected my favorite, and handed it in.
The proof was sent off to the publisher, and we anxiously awaited the finally copies to be delivered.
When the day came, [...]

I’ve told many people about the time I helped a friend move to Detroit, but I’ve never put it in writing…
Many moons ago (and you’ll be able to tell by the photos) I was suckered into helping a friend move to Detroit. It seemed like a decent idea at the time… in exchange for driving [...]

I’d like to think that my reader base is so great that someone who read this had the power to pull some strings and make it happen. Either that or God himself is a fan and decided it would be a good laugh and made it happen.
But before I go on, if you aren’t already, [...]

If you have been reading this site with any regularity you are no doubt aware that I no longer have a computer of my own.
Well, as I was surfing the internet from my work computer I stumbled across an on-line flyer for Best Buy’s “black friday” sale. There listed was a brand-new toshiba laptop with [...]

…this abomination I found at a Salvation Army.

This Phantom costume doesn’t actually look anything like the Phantom.
How do we know this? We know this because there is a picture of the Phantom right on the front of it.
This costume is so bad, it goes through the trouble of showing exactly what it should look like.
It’s [...]