Zack Danger’s Blog

We were all sitting around the Diner (yes diner, not dinner) table last night, and a friend chimed in:
“So, my friend was kicked out of a monster truck rally the other day…”
This warranted some more information, so we asked, amongst anticipatory laughter, ?and how exactly does one get kicked out of a monster truck rally??
?He [...]

The other day I was in a Grinder Shop, and a UPS guy was sitting down the next booth over eating a sandwich.
Then, a Federal Express guy walked in.
I was really excited because I thought I saloon style Wild West fight was going to ensue.
They just exchanged smiles, and went back to what they were [...]

Okay, I JUST received and Email protesting the BONZAI KITTEN thing.
This is ridiculous.
I don?t know what?s worse. The fact that somebody may see this and not have enough common sense to realize that it is FAKE, NOT REAL, NEVER HAPPENED. Or, the fact that they missed ALL THE PUBLICITY about it over the years.
Give me [...]

The other day, at my day job, I was watching the some 20 odd elementary school age children that I am entrusted with.
There’s this one kid, Hispanic, that was raised in a VERY Hispanics household. His mom raised him to not take any shit from anyone. Which is all well and good. However, sometimes he [...]

I drove through a high-speed chase the other day.
I came to a four way stop. And this car FLEW through the intersection from right to left in front of me without stopping.
Asshole!
So I proceed into the intersection, mumbling what a bastard this guy was for blowing through the intersection when I glance to my right. [...]

For those of you who don’t know. My Apt is WICKED SMALL, but it makes up for it in the minimal rent I pay for the area and PRIME LOCATION!
Unfortunately, it LEAKS HEAT. And because I have ELECTRIC HEAT, and I have to pay my OWN ELECTRIC BILL, my electric bill during the winter months… [...]

Yes the girl in the photo IS hanging by a SMALL number of LARGE hooks in her back!
If you haven’t yet, check out her Journal.

I was at work today eyeing the phone list that we have. Next to the number for the Coca-Cola ™ was a note that said “Emergency/Repair”
And I wanted to know. What is a “Coke Emergency?”
and would it be Awesome, or Horrific?

Does anyone else think that it’s interesting that Car manufactures get all excited about Presidents Day, and use National Figures such as George Washington and Abe Lincoln to sell Americans FOREIGN cars?

No. Really. Hear me out.
Picture young me, well, 18 years old. Struggling to get appreciated at a job full of older people that took one look at me and saw a wet-behind-the-ears little shit that didn’t know anything. I was doing everything to fit in.
I show up to work. Meet up with my partner, get [...]