Archive for March, 2003

Some quick observations and thoughts.

March 23rd, 2003 – 1:54 am
Tagged as: Observational

I think people who drink and drive, instead of having their license suspended, should have to fly auto-gyros instead. That way, whenever you see someone landing an auto-gyro you know to stay away from them because they are probably drunk.

Why do weird bumps on your body, no matter where they are, always have that single [...]

Pirate Bus

March 10th, 2003 – 9:11 pm

I have this dream?. Something that’s been brewing in my head for some time now.
It’s going to take some money, and some smarts, and some free time, and a lot of friends. But so far, the money is the only hurdle I’ve encountered. So if anyone wants to spend some money on a good time…
My [...]

Better get my resume in order.

March 9th, 2003 – 2:05 am
Tagged as: Observational

I was driving around today, and I’ve decided what my career is going to be. I’m going to be an officer with the “What the Fuck” Police.
Here’s how I see it.
Every time I see someone doing something stupid, dumb, etc, I’ll go up to them, or pull them over with my WTFP vehicle, wearing my [...]

Starbucks.

March 6th, 2003 – 10:52 pm
Tagged as: Observational

Okay, growing up in a liberal college town, I had friends with very spirited opinions. One of these said friends vowed to only get coffee from local coffee shops. He hated what the large chains stood for. But there was always a lingering question in the air that was never answered.
If we went to Seattle, [...]

New Hampshire Sucks.

March 3rd, 2003 – 8:52 pm
Tagged as: Story

Let me elaborate:
I’ve been wanting, no, NEEDING firecrackers.
Living in Massachusetts can have it’s down sides, one of which, Fireworks are illegal to buy or even posses. So, being to good citizen I am, I decided to travel North of the border into the lovely state of New Hampshire to get some firecrackers.
Well, $20 worth of [...]