Archive for November, 2003

You hearded it hear first.

November 28th, 2003 – 3:27 pm
Tagged as: Story

The Secretary of Defense almost killed the Vice President the other day? but you won?t ever hear about it. Over Thanksgiving dinner, a member of my family that works in the Washington DC area related a story that happened the other day.
The Secretary of Defense, the Vice President, and another person (who will remain nameless) [...]

Mitch Hedberg

November 25th, 2003 – 8:34 pm
Tagged as: Humor

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide…”
“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. [...]

It’s good to have goals.

November 18th, 2003 – 12:23 pm
Tagged as: Observational

I drove past a highway off-ramp the other day. At the end of the ramp was a man with a very large bag of stuff, and a cardboard sign.
As I got closer I read the sign. It said “Hungry.”
“Man, he’s got a LONG way to go to get there!” I thought as I drove away [...]

Xaque’s list of Un-excusable Halloween Costumes:

November 6th, 2003 – 11:47 pm
Tagged as: Observational

Dressing like a Goth~ Not clevor, like me dressing in Abercrombie, only your friends will get it. Or! Worse, people that are normaly goth… Halloween doesn’t mean that you can dress more Goth.
Renascence Garb~ We know who you are, the gamers that wait ALL YEAR just so they can wear that violet velvet dress in [...]