Zack Danger’s Blog

“NO ONE NORMAL works the overnight shift ANYWHERE. This is ESPECIALLY
true at Wal-Mart, a gigantic wasteland of career options, where you are
working alongside people who restock Liquid Dawn dish soap and Golden
Flake snacks eight hours a night for a living. IN GEORGIA.
Surprisingly, this conglomeration of educationally inept rednecks had
quite an elaborate social structure built into [...]

Vintage Baseball
“The players cannot spit nor swear. If they do, then they pay a fine to the “tally man” who also keeps track of “aces” (runs) and “dead men” (outs).
When one completes a circuit of the bases, he goes to the tally man’s table and asks, “Please record my ace (run), Mr. Tally Man.”

“Here is [...]