My car has been acting a little weird recently. Funny noises, steering a little squirrelly, you know the fun stuff. From what I could tell it’s my front left wheel bearing. Considering the age of the vehicle, it makes sense that it could be going now. I did all the checks… and I’m positive that’s [...]
I was walking around the station today minding my own business. I felt motivated to sing a little tune so I hummed the first thing that popped into my mind. After I finished the musical phrase I stopped dead in my tracks and was horrified when I realized what I had just done.
Without provocation I [...]
I saw a car backing-up in a rotary the other day.
TheTowerOfMurder: hee hee… if there’s something funnier than octonegerians passing out on organ keyboards, I don’t know what it is
TheTowerOfMurder: …except for maybe midgets in nun suits riding donkies
IXAQUEI: anthropomorphic juice containers bursting through cinder block walls
TheTowerOfMurder: no, that used to freak me out as a kid though
IXAQUEI: yeah.. I head he died in Johnstown [...]
“Plans for Uncle Jesse’s latest “fight night” had to be altered because the Superdome in New Orleans ran out of Capri Sun. Uncle Jesse prank called the mayor of New Orleans and farted into the phone like 40 times. Then, the mayor apologized to Uncle Jesse, but not before Uncle Jesse smeared WD-40 on his [...]
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