Archive for May, 2005

Is it “hue” or “tint” to correct sherbert colored carp?

May 12th, 2005 – 6:32 pm
Tagged as: Story

A friend of mine told me last night that he ate a whole tub of sherbet earlier that day. He was joking that his poop was going to come out purple.
Than he said he was going to take photo’s of it and get them developed at a CVS.
His reasoning is that the photo tech would [...]

“Where’s my two dollars!?”

May 11th, 2005 – 10:29 pm
Tagged as: Story

I get my paycheck automatically deposited. It comes twice a month.
I decided to budget my money a little more wisely so I opened a second checking account that I use just to pay bills.
I decided to have half of each paycheck deposited into this new account, and the other half deposited into my “free cash” [...]

Freak on a leash.

May 2nd, 2005 – 12:20 am
Tagged as: Story

Background: My girlfriend Rachel was in london for the past 10 days.
Now that we are all up to speed I can begin with the story.
While Rachel was over in Europe show bought these totally kick-ass green Adidas shoes.
( These shoes: )
So we were in the mall the other day and we walked into Journey’s [...]