Zack Danger’s Blog

I hate those flesh colored shoes that old people wear.

I’m a size 9 1/2.

I wish I could take credit for this. And in all honesty, I’ve forgoten where I came about this. In any event, just enjoy.

Bread is so common these days that no one cares to conisder its social impact. I submit that we need to open out eyes, take our heads out of the sand, and be honest with outrselves. There is a major bread problem in our country. If you don’t believe me, just look at these statistics:
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So, I’m doing some research on a private contractor, and it turns out that they do some work for nuclear power plants. I get currious and select the link for Three Mile Islan in PA to see what they have to say. The first paragraph is the normal mumbo jumbo you’d expect, but that last [...]

Eleven as-yet-unregistered screamo band names:
1. Tomorrow Dies Today in the Blood of Forever
2. My Catered Funeral
3. The Day After Yesterday Bleeds and/or Burns Tomorrow
4. From Justin to Kelly
5. As I Lay Dead in the Flames of Never’s Revenge
6. Taking Back Sunny-D
7. Remembering My Tragic Romance in the Autumn of Vengeance
8. Bleeding Through the Flames of [...]

So… I went to a local Museum over the weekend to see an exhibit that sounded very interesting. Not only was it awesome, but it used 7 Taurus’!!!
This piece was commisoned by Mass MoCA, made by an artist called Cai Guo-Qiang.
You’ll have to excuse the poor quality, my cell phone was the only camera I [...]

I only know which holiday is coming up next by what items I find in the “Seasonal” section of CVS.
And has anyone else realized that bunnies don’t lay eggs?