Archive for December, 2005

This just in!

December 29th, 2005 – 9:55 pm
Tagged as: Observational

ABC tonight had a special about the year-in-review when it came to hidden/amateur video.
They showed amateur video’s from the year, terrorist bombings, peeping toms, robberies, etc.
This is all well a good, except they presented the whole thing from the stand-point that the American culture is too hungry for this type of thing. They down-played the [...]

A wise football player…

December 29th, 2005 – 4:39 pm
Tagged as: Best Of, Story

I took Rachel on an adventure last night. I took her to a nativity scene with live animals. (You can read about that aspect in her blog).
The animals were great, and I thought the most fantastic thing about the whole experience. Rachel however proved me wrong when she pointed something out.
They had the three [...]

What I did during my summer vacation.

December 21st, 2005 – 2:17 am
Tagged as: Story

The strangest of things happen to me. Here is one example from last night.
I found myself at the Regional Trauma Center at 3am.
It was hour 13 of a 20 hour shift and I had decided to get some food.
I was eating a Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich and enjoying a tall glass of Orange Soda.
The [...]

Short Wal-Mart Lesbian with a Napolean Complex

December 15th, 2005 – 4:00 pm
Tagged as: Story

These are a couple photo’s from our last trip to Wal-Mart. I had to work hard to smuggle these out as there was an employee there who came over and tried to take our “camera” away from us for illegaly photographing in the store.

Santa’s got motion blur because he’s swinging his hips around…
And to finish [...]

Diner Sabre Action

December 12th, 2005 – 12:05 am
Tagged as: Story

Found these photo’s laying around after someone requested them.. enjoy!

A-1 Suck-Off

December 8th, 2005 – 9:53 pm
Tagged as: Story

Hey there Diner Rat Pack members! Here’s the photo’s of the A-1 Suck-Off!

And here is one left-over from our trip down south:

If this isn’t a sign… Here some Haikus I wrote.

December 4th, 2005 – 7:58 pm
Tagged as: Humor

Myspace is so slow
Nothing happens fast enough
So I’ll post haikus
So very bored now
Nothing to do but sit, wait
My eyes are bleeding
Sunday T.V. sucks
Except for new Family Guy
All else is just poop
Someone come save me
From this bore that I call work
Diner comes later
The Station is big
I am the only one here
I’m hearing voices
My haikus are sad
Watching [...]

Blow your brains out depressing.

December 3rd, 2005 – 4:27 pm
Tagged as: Story

I saw the single handedly most depressing thing ever the other night.
Rachel and I were in the mall at closing time. All the gates were down, and the employees were wrapping up to go home.
Then we passed the pet store.
The employees were turning off the lights, but all the puppies were still there. Yelping. Lonely.
They [...]

McDonald’s Drive-thru absurdity.

December 3rd, 2005 – 4:23 pm
Tagged as: Story

I went to McDonalds the other night. It was 2am, but their drive-thru was open.
The voice inside the drive-thru greated me warmly…
Nice man: “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?
Me: “Sure! Can I have a number 2 without, pickles or mustard?”
Nice man: “Actually, you can only order of the dollar menu.”
Now, I could understand [...]