Archive for January, 2006

This is my life… and you weren’t invited!

January 31st, 2006 – 1:13 am
Tagged as: Story

Why hello there everyone!
For those of you who do not know, a surprise party was thrown for my last Friday on account of my birthday!
It was a total blast and I had no idea it was happening! (no really! I swear!)
The theme was “This is your life” and we were all treated to a surprise [...]

I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…

January 26th, 2006 – 2:50 am
Tagged as: Story

My birthday happens to share the date with “National Kazoo Day” this year.*
For those of you who know me, this is all too fitting.
I told a nurse at the E.D. that fact today, and she said, “how do you even know that your birthday is National Kazoo Day?”
To which I retorted, “The type of person [...]

I can’t take it anymore.

January 24th, 2006 – 7:08 pm
Tagged as: Observational

I can’t take it any longer.
I’m tired to seeing all these amazing or stupid or crazy things… and not being able to document them.
So I think I’m going to break down and get a digital camera.
The other night I drove by a KFC, whose marquee only read “Chicken.” That’s it, just “chicken” on both sides. [...]

A complaint letter to the Police Dept, and it’s thoughtful response.

January 20th, 2006 – 3:18 am
Tagged as: Humor

POLICE HARASSMENT
Recently, a NJ website ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) where the topic was “Policing the Community.”
One of the civilian email participants posed the following question:
“I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?”
From the “other side” (the law [...]

Don’t cry over spilled milk.

January 16th, 2006 – 9:15 pm
Tagged as: Story

For those of you familiar with the Greenfield area will find this interesting.
Today, Sunday the 15th of January, a Tractor Trailer hauling a tanker filled with milk was traveling down the Mohawk Trail when the driver lost the truck’s compressed air.
Trucks such as that require the compressed air to operate the breaks…
The driver, gaining speed [...]