While at the diner the other night, we were flipping through the newspaper.
On the front page was a piece about the 20 some odd Iraqi’s discovered beheaded on the side of the road.
Joe off handedly mentioned that the act of beheading was the only sure way to kill zombies.
It then occurred to me, who are [...]
My mother’s mailbox:
The latest round of Girl Scout cookies are out I got my box.
Everything was cozy and charming until I noticed the packaging.
Here we notice the convenient perforated pull tab kindly marked “Open Here” amongst the pleasurable font of the Girl Scout’s “thank you” message:
But if we are to turn the box of delicious cookies around, [...]
Rachel and I saw this the other day while we were driving around…
What else did Rachel and I do this weekend?
We did that.
Last night at the Diner… it was rather slow. Nick pointed out a picture of Christopher Reeve in the newspaper.
Upon seeing it, we did the only sensible thing. we made him into a stick puppet.
Here he is around the Diner:
So… what did you do last Saturday around 8:30 in the morning?
I’ll tell you what I did, I went for a motorcycle ride, bitch!
That’s me in the lead… roughly 27 degrees in NH.
(This photograph was taken seconds before my extreme awesomeness caused an old women on the side of the road to burst into flames. [...]
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