Zack Danger’s Blog

If you know my sense of humor, you’ll understand why I love this type of thing… and if you are anything like me, you’ll love:
Improve Everywhere!
Where else can you find:

Pantless subway riders?

A suicide jumper 3 feet off the ground?

A fake roof top U2 concert?
Improve Everywhere!

I found myself driving the other day and having to take a detour. The gas company had decided they needed to tear up the road� thus all traffic was diverted through some back neighborhoods.
The local highway department determined that the us of �Detour� signs were not necessary despite the many turns one would have to [...]

From www.TimesOnLine.co.uk:
15,000 halibut were released from their cages in an attack believed to have been carried out by animal rights activists. Thousands of dead fish are being washed up along the west coast of Scotland after the raid at Kames Marine Fish Farm, near Oban.
The fish farmer added: “We farm them in a sustainable [...]

Firstly, for those of you who are not news junkies such as me, I’ll explain the furver that has been sparked by President Clinton’s remarks during a Fox News interview conducted by Chris Wallace.
Pres. Clinton was asked to speak on Fox News about his nonpartisan efforts to raise over $7 billion to combat the world’s [...]

Well, hello everyone!
As some of you may know, I have been very sick and tired of the way Xanga, MySpace, and Facebook have been impeding my ability to express myself.
As a result I’ll be maintaining this blog here (www.TheDanger.org/zack). Don’t worry, for all of you people that are going to complain, I’ll double post on [...]

Ahoy, it occurred t’ me that I’m probably the only one that marks this in me calendar. So I figured I’d mention har. Aye.
Sept 19 is “Talk like a Pirate day!”
The basics
Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew.
If you want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a “pirate patina,” if [...]

Mulatto Milano!

(Joke Courtesy Greg)

About this time last night I was doing the same thing I am doing right now…. aimlessly surfing the interweb.
Suddenly from out in the street I heard:
Scraaaaaaaaapppeeeeee ker-SMASH! Bang, bang, bang….. WHAM! Scrape-scrape-scrape-scrape… Crunch.
I went to my window to find a Chevy Cavalier (and if you know me, you know how much I hate cavaliers) [...]

Whenever it’s gloomy out, and I’m feelin’ down, I always turn to Japanese Game shows.
Enjoy!
Port-a-Potty Prank
False Wall Prank
Also be sure to check out the Silent Library Japanese game shows on YouTube.
And to round things out, here’s a Bob Sagat Video:
Bob Sagat Rap

IT people “twice as likely” to wear heavy metal t-shirt as other peopleNEW YORK (September 13, 2006) - According to new research, IT staff are twice as likely to wear a heavy metal t-shirt as their non-IT counterparts. The study of 1000 office workers, by Intermedia.NET, the leading Microsoft Exchange host, also found IT types [...]