Zack Danger’s Blog

This story writes itself, so I’ll keep this short and sweet.
Down in Fort Worth Texas, there are some seniors (one of whom completed this year with a “3.5″ GPA) who wont be walking across the stage at graduation.
As it turns out, they failed to pass the state’s standerized standarized test, and thus they do not [...]

There are two relativly famous chat bots out on the internet… ALICE and Jabberwacky.
ALICE was created by Richard Wallace who hand wrote thousands of possible conversational phrases and added them to the bot’s database.
Jabberwacky, created by Rollo Carpenter, keeps track of everything people say to it, and tries to reuse them in future conversations.
Both chatbots [...]

The National Weather Service, in it’s latest monthly forecast (as reported by Reuters) stated that:
Temperatures and precipitation in the Midwest have an equal chance of being above or below normal in June… The government forecast dovetailed with recent private forecasts which predicted that temperatures in the Northeast and Midwest, both big natural gas consuming regions, [...]

If you spend even a fraction of the time on the internets that I do, you have no doubt seen this girl.
No, not pornography, but rather the model for SnorgTees.com and the T-Shirts they sell.
In fact, there she is, right at the top of their site:

What’s the problem with that you ask? Well, nothing… except [...]

Once upon a time there was a movie called “Silent Night, Deadly Night.” It sucked real bad, so the studio did the only thing it could, and made a sequel.
Originally the producers of the first film were tasked with making the sequel without shooting any new scenes. They were told to re-edit all the original [...]

Whenever I am getting my hair cut, and the stylist asks what I want, I always reply:
“Just make me look beautiful… you’re the expert.”
Sometimes they chuckle, sometime they remain silent…
…but either way it is always at that moment that I realize I’m talking to a Mastercuts employee.

I was walking into the mall the other day when I noticed this movie poster:

It’s promoting the new movie Delta Farce starting Larry the Cable Guy.
Whatever… I understand that there is a specific subset of the population that are having spontaneous orgasms in their cut-offs over this film…
…but was there really the need to shit [...]

A Tennessee inmate, who was executed Wed morning for the 1981 shooting death of a police officer had one simple request… but the prison said it couldn’t be done.
Philip Workman wanted his last meal to be a vegetarian pizza, and he wanted it to go to a homeless person.

(Philip Workman)
When Philip robbed a Wendy’s restaurant [...]

Well, I spent the weekend in NYC and it was grand. There is plenty that happened to me that I for one reason or another probably shouldn’t share in such an open forum, but here is some stuff I can!
It started when I parked my car at the train station and I noticed something over [...]

Much to my dismay I just learnt that today is “Star Wars Day.”
So without further ado…
“May the 4th be with you!“