Zack Danger’s Blog

The Billboard Liberation Front, wanting to increase awareness of the NSA’s carte blanch wiretapping ability, has begun to “improve” AT&T billboards:
The Billboard Liberation Front today announced a major new advertising improvement campaign executed on behalf of clients AT&T and the National Security Agency. Focusing on billboards in the San Francisco area, this improvement action is [...]

This ad for Epuron’s Wind Power Generation won first place at the International Advertising Festival in Cannes…

Now that you’ve had your hearts warmed… here it is destroying a wind turbine:

Our lovely (and I’ll add “underestimated”) neighbors to the north have launched an ad campaign in an attempt to reduce accidents.
Well, they aren’t “accidents” because, as the ads point out, there are no such thing as “accidents.”
Why would I bother shoving a PSA down your throat? Because they are hilariously graphic!
Enjoy!

My dear friend Randal posted this on his Xanga… give this man a Pulitzer.
so i just finished watching what, as far as i can tell, is an entirely amateur girl-girl-guy threesome movie. this is nothing remarkable. i have the same relationship with porn that fish do with water. this time however, i was hit with [...]

Weather may spoil it… but for us East Coasters, it will begin around 10pm…
…for you West Coasters, 7pm.

And if the obvious Bonnie Tyler reference is too cliche for you, here’s this:

Gotta give credit where credit is due.
(Click on image to make it bigger.)

I don’t like toys…. I LOVE them!
Here are some of the latest and greatest… and when you see these, try not to loose your shit:
First, to prove my manhood, NERF just came out with at battery operated chain gun:

N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25
(Ages 6 years & up/Approximate Retail Price: $39.99/Available: Fall 2008)
The top-of-the-line blaster for mission [...]

On Valentine’s Day, 3 couples got married at White Castle:
WBZTV From Columbus Ohio reporting:
Three couples got the Valentine’s Day wedding they craved on Thursday, marrying at a White Castle in the restaurant chain’s home city, Columbus, Ohio.
The morning ceremony at the burger joint, which features [...]

Thanks to Ironic Sans… This saves me from having to come up with something sappy or clever myself.

By the beginning of the twentieth century, Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla really hated each other’s guts.
Edison had set up power distribution centers to get his Direct Current to customers but there was a problem. DC current tends to loose power easily due to resistance of the wire, and as a result Edison had to [...]