Zack Danger’s Blog

As some of you may know, I hate 2nd rate comedy. And I especially have little to no tolerance for when someone has a large budget and plenty of time to perfect the joke.
This is why I’m calling the travel company Orbitz to task for their miserable commercial they started airing (to the best of [...]

I joined a friend of mine at the mall the other day, and she took me into this store.

As you can see, this store sells shoes and accessories.
But the thing is, the girl in the picture behind the register is not wearing any shoes or accessories.

I normally stay far far away from politics here, but I felt this was worth repeating…
As reported by CNN, here is a list the Grand Old Party (GOP) released of the items they’ve deemed “wasteful provisions” in the Senate’s version of the new stimulus package.
I mention this because I think it’s important to know what [...]

Thanks to a friend, I had the pleasure of spending a couple days in Erie PA. It was everything I imagined it to be.
I started the day early by going to a Starbucks. I told the nice lady behind the counter I was from out of town, and I asked what there was to do. [...]

Had to renew my license on account of my recent birthday… good thing I got all my “praticing” done early.

Here are some old people sleeping at a Barnes & Noble (The both woke up at roughly the same time and continued to read where they had left off)

If it were up to me, the toy [...]