Zack Danger’s Blog

This city was our destination all along… and I really didn’t know what to expect.

I was pleased.

They say it’s the “Biggest Little City In The World.” And you know what, I had planned some snarky comment…

…but it turns out whoever said that, was right.

For some reason, the entire trip I’ve been looking forward to this city.

It was everything I thought it would be.

This is the only photograph that exists of me in Denver.

That’s either a good sign or a bad sign.

Only one cool thing came out of both of these god-forsaken states.

Surely better than Cleveland OH.

But it went exactly how I expected.

Such a lame day.

Here, let me explain.

Basically I can sum this city up by saying it was exactly how I envisioned it… only worse.

When we got into the city we did the only sensible thing… get food. Turns out that like Philadelphia, Washington DC also has a killer food court.

Then it was straight to the Museum of Natural History.
Cornelius?

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I must admit… I figured this was going to be an entertaining but mediocre romp through history.

But I was so wrong.

Here is the (close to) real time update of my travels… I’ve put it after the break as to not clutter up the front page.